I am a crazy person, some may say too crazy...muha. But I digress, you see when I combine this with alcohol and the party atmosphere, the most wonderful stories appear! :) (haha I rhymed)
One of my favourite times was when I found an urge to explore the upper places of Lucy's house and took my good mates Tom, Joe and Dan with me. We found the normal hilarious items - which boys tend to laugh at - such as "the bra" and "the embarrassing stuffed animals - however it was when I came across my weapon when things got out of hand... >:D
Dan and Joe had entered the room before me (a fatal mistake) and starting searching for more crazy shit.
It was when I discovered the hair moose that times became insane. Nothing would be the same. For some unknown reason I had to turn it into a weapon of mass destruction and when I found out it was projectile, things got out of hand!
Joe and Dan laughed comfortably with the idea of the hair moose, until I got Joe by surprise, squirting him with the girly smelly sticky spray (hehe). With this everyone panicked, I started laughing of course, and Dan was trying to persuade me to put the death machine down. It turned into a standoff with spray flying everywhere. However then Tom came in, and with this distaction Joe grabbed his own can of spray... so by now there was spray all over the room! We heard the footsteps of Lucy (the host) and like scared caterpillars we scrambled for our lives... just hearing this voice in the distance... "GUYS!"
So if you're ever having a house party! Make sure you hide all of your hair moose... for two reasons... your house shall be wrecked most defiantly and... one of your crazy friends could threaten the very existence of everything with the deadly spray. Who knew Hair moose could do so much damage to drunk teenagers? They should advise young people to drink, drive and play with hair moose safely. Thank you for your time.
Love from Charlieo xxx
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