Have you ever been so scared you can't move?
Have you ever been so confused you don't know what to do?
Have you ever been attacked by a monster from under your bed?
Well...
That all happened to me at 2.00am in the morning, not so long ago...
It was just another ordinary dream in the Charlie mind (I seem to re-call a weird school day or something... probably involving Josh if I was to take a guess).
And don't get me wrong it was a very nice dream - so don't take any offensive Mr Brain - but near the end was where my problemo starts! :L
You see my dream is interrupted by a "dingle-jinlge" and at first I, in my sleepy state, presumed it to be a sea shell rolling about... yeah I know my mind works in StRaNgE ways! :D
I remember getting really annoyed by this sound,
trying to ignore it but slowly I returned back to reality.
Whilst I lay in my bed trying to get back to sleep the "dingle-jingle" wouldn't stop. Grrrr...
Then this was my following thought process...
"Ugghhh I'm tired, just ignore it and go back to sleep..."
"I wonder why someone is even messing with a sea shell at this time..."
"Wait that's not in my dream, so it must be REAL"
"SHIT!"
And with those final thoughts, I joined the real world at 2.00am, I found myself sat upright in my bed wondering what the hell was going on! :s
Now I was properly awake I could hear everything perfectly...
"DINGLE-JINGLE!"
I knew something was in my room and that was NO SEA SHELL!
It was a little bell I kept hearing... "dingle-jingle" "dingle-jingle" ... I was so FREAKIN' scared, I felt like i'd just entered "The Blair
Witch Project."
But being me. I tried my best to be brave and logical. Thinking through all my options.
It was only when I started hearing the other sounds that I PANICKED. :0
I started hearing all of these... SCRATCHING SOUNDS UNDER MY BED AND BREATHING!
FUCKING BREATHING!!!!
I was so irrational, I tried to think it was like rats or mice... but IT SOUNDED TOO BIG! It was all happening too fast, I thought maybe I should run to my door... but then it might run at me! So I just peered over my bed....
*WOOSH!* This BIG BLACK BEING ran with incredible speed out from under my bed... BUT THATS NOT ALL! It started running around my room so I couldn't see what it was, making weird distraught sounds! :S
I had now presumed it was a fox and I was going to die... so I decided to shout at it! (smart pants).
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
It went even MORE INSANE, not understanding what was happening to it...
And then I just heard this *THUD* and saw my blinds being jolted! Before it found it's way out, I got a quick glimpse of the beast... and it looked cat-like, but to this day I am still not sure what it was...
However you can bet your sorry ass that: I got straight out of bed; shouted a bit; locked my window; turned my light on; checked the room a thousand times; and tried my best not to go to sleep.
So I may have survived my traumatic experience but only to teach you the moral of the story.
"DON'T LEAVE YOUR WINDOWS OPEN AT NIGHT!"
But i'll be waiting. For the day IT returns.
Gooddoodle,
Charlieo Johnson
xxxxxx
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