Wednesday, 17 November 2010

The cornish girl.


Hello, I love a girl called Naomi Sandercock.

But when I say love... I don't mean the kind you feel when you watch a good film or see someone you fancy...

I CAN TRULY SAY I AM DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH NAOMI.

She is the most beautiful and most perfect thing I have had the privilege to lay my eyes upon!
I sometimes feel greedy, knowing I have her all to myself, but then just feel jealous thinking of her with any other person...

Slight problem.

We live 233 miles apart.

I would do anything for this girl, even walk those miles just to see her gorgeous brown eyes and cute freckles...
But until I am 18... I am stuck here.

So *ahem*

Dear Lord, Please make the time from now till the next time I see her, seem impossibly quick... because I can't take much more of these days...

Amen.


Sunday, 14 November 2010

We could rule the... internet...


Okay so I lied...

THE INTERNET EXTRAVAGANZA IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE!

CLICK THIS BAD BOY! -


GO GO GO! LETS RULE THIS INTERNET! MUHAHAHAHAH!

>:D

Talking Bananas?

Righteo! ;)

So yesterday I was filming yet another video for the wonderful world of YOUTUBE! :D

But this time... it was insane, and when I say insane (I mean not like all my other videos) I MEAN INSANE! Just two words should enlighten you all...

TALKING BANANA.

The great thing about this short sketch is that it stars some very famous internet celebrities!
Ever heard of Eddsworld? Or Vanawesome? *rhetorical question*
OF COURSE YOU HAVE!!!

Believe it or not... but these two GODS appear in my new video (probably being released this friday) voicing a Banana and a carton of milk! xD
Wondering why these two guys agreed to such a stupid video? Yeah... me too...

But go check them out to show my appreciation! (because they are... "VAN"awesome... lol)

Anyways I'll probably update you Mr Internet once the video is released, as you might get few laughs out of it. ;)

Heres a Picture to give you a bit of a taster of what's to come! :)












Later brother :P

Magical Charlie!

Sunday, 7 November 2010

WOAH! TOO FAR GUYS!

ermmm... Mr Internet :D
I think we've reached that part of our relationship where I shall pour all my secrets and life ambitions onto your magnificent pages. :)

Yes I do understand this is my second post BUT I think we need to get to know each other a tad better! :D

Right to start things off...

I am a teenage boy. I like what teenage boys like. TV, Music, and Bread.

But are you an ordinary teenage boy? I hear you say...

SO GLAD YOU ASKED MY INTERTOMBERLER (internet) FRIENDS! >:D

I think it's time I told you a little story of my past...
*FLASH BACK*
A long time ago... In a
primary school not so far away from me (dunno about you).
There was a small little misunderstood boy named Charlie (me) and not much really happened until, one day his friend Toby nicknamed him Chilli. Things lead to other stuffle and before you know it, Charlie had his own group of friends called ChilliCorporation.

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They did AWESOME stuff, like short sketches in assembly etc. BUT when High School came, they had to GROW UP! (of course).

Few years went by and Charlie was bored. So he made a youtube account. Eventually he called it ChilliCorpoation.

*FLASH FORWARD*

*robot voice* YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!

WAOH! Too far guys... HANG ON!

*FLASH BACK (just a bit)*

So yeah, I have a youtube channel where I make short videos and stuff to make people laugh...
It sometimes works! :P

You can check it out if you want (I would, it's probably one of the main things I'll be mentioning from now to forever).


Anyways, I do some short sketches and a something called "The Magical Charlie Show" but I will have other things up soon like music videos and...

WAIT THAT BRINGS ME TO SOMETHING ELSE!

One of my other passions in life is SONGWRITING! I can play the guitar and I am learning to play the drum kit. I spend most of my time writing about my girl, Naomi Sandercock... But we are getting way ahead of ourselves here! - Thats a WHOLE other post right there!

MAN! Sorry Mr Internet... I'm getting all muddled up right now :s
I didn't realise that so many things in my life needed to be said and that there all trying to be typed at once! GRRRR! Stop it guys, you'll have your turn!

SO lets recap what we've learnt today Mr Internet:
1) I'm getting confused too easily...
2) My nickname used to be Chilli - but now it is Magical Charlie
3) I make videos on youtube under ChilliCorporation
4) Teenage boys like bread
and...
5) I like writing songs ;)

I think thats all I should tell you today... I KNOW! I'll plan what i'll write for my next story...

Okay, Okay...

NEXT TIME ON "LIFE IS A BURNING DUCK CAKE"

I shall write about... THE COMENIUS PROJECT! - should be interesting...

Well, thanks if you've made it this far reading (leave a comment if you did), I promise to make more sense and be WAY more fun next post, Mr Internet!

But...

I think I will leave you guys to your cow milking, if you now what I mean... what do I mean? :s

Gooddoodle!

Magical Charlie

BAM!




Gooddoodle :D

Hmmm... hello?
Good morning Mr Internet... or afternoon? or is it evening? *sigh*

*Charlie looks in imaginary dictionary*

right... is there a word to say for every part of the day? I dunno... ACTUALLY I DO KNOW! I shall make my own word up for it! WHO'S GOING TO STOP ME? THE DICTIONARY POLICE? >:)

The new word shall be... *drum role* .... GOODDOODLE! - a word to use at any time of the day to greet a fellow organism. Done.

Righteo! Shall we start again? YES LETS!

Gooddoodle Mr Internet! How have we been?
I've been alright... oh what? Where are my manners? Hello my name is Magical Charlie, it's nice to meet you Phil (I presumed one of you is called Philip Jones LOL). I shall refer to all of you though as Mr Internet from now on.... if thats okay with you? :)

I thought it was that point of a teenagers life to start a blog about the amazing life that every teenager supposedly has... haha... anyway before we start this wonderful promiscuous journey deep into my mind and life, you MUST know these three things about moi! xD

NUMBER 1
I am most likely insane.

NUMBER 2
I will say things that will most defiantly not make sense and its up to you to interpret what it means ;)

NUMER 3
Life... is like a burning duck cake... but love? Love is indescribable... and unpredictable.

Okay got that Phil and Mr Internet?
Ready to start this adventure with only your imagination and armed with my words?

WATCH OUT FOR THAT METAPHORICAL DRAGON! AHHHH!

Don't worry I killed that one... but you guys need to keep your guard up... next time I may not be there!

Good Luck all.

Don't forget to click that "follow" button for extra powers on this quest! hehe...

Gooddoodle,
Magical Charlie

p.s. Phil get a haircut.